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Never smoked it man.. I'm rather smart, and I have always taken the point of view that without my mind I am not really worth a lot, So i'm not willing to risk it :) I don't mind other people smoking, but I think it's stupid given the affects it can have on your brain..

 

Satan

 

-guessed so...u should try it man!

much more ppl will be happier....

 

Question: Have u ever tortued a little animals or insect??

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Why has my package sent by regular aus post last Wednesday not arrived yet?

It only had to travel about 60kms 90kms...

If a package starts vibrating during transport, they are required by law to stop and open the package ;) Explains why it's taking so long, they might also be trying it out atm...

 

1. What color turns you on (on womens i mean lol)

2. If you had 1 million dollard, what would be the first 3 thing you do.

3. What the evil knows about the number 23 :o

4. Where your nick name came from (talking about "Satan") Ps: dont say your head ill /slap you ingame.

5. Are a noble person?

6.

All of them tbh :P

 

Invest it, pimp slap someone, and buy a top hat..

 

Nothing, Jim Carey needs to get laid :P

 

The nickname Satan came from a joke with Chris.. He was god, and I thought there was a poetic humor in being the anti-chris.. /shrug

 

Noo idea.. o.O That's really not for me to decide..

 

Get laid..

 

 

If Satan had to chose, what kind of group he hang out with? Aka Emo Group, Loner Group, Gangsta Wack Yo Group, etc...

 

Is Satan black?

 

If there was a jar full of needles with a $100 in it would u go for it?

 

Have u ever hit a child...?

 

If you woke up wit a evil anal monkey clown next to you wut would u do?

 

 

I am done...

Yes I am black /palmface

 

No, my life is worth more than $100 -_-

 

No? Well, not intentionally.. Pretty nasty shot on a kid with a soccerball once o.O

 

Scream "ARKLIOUS!!!!" /shrug

 

Satan, what kind of music do you like?

 

What do you think of all those people who kiss your ass just to befriend with you?

 

If I talk to you, that means I'm in hell, I'm going to hell or you are just a guy with a funny nickname?

I think people who kiss my ass are amusing, and obvious as hell..

 

I'm a guy with an ironic nickname, don't know how funny it is..

 

Why doesn't the "panda" option work on the plastic surgery kit work?

Do you have/want a family?

Are GMs aloud to control other players?

Have you ever ninjad!?

Fucked if I know.. Personally I blame whoever made it.. EDIT - It was made as a place holder by Infierno. -Zebrakiller

 

No and No..

 

Yes :P Controlling players is quite fun..

 

1 item, to a friend who won it in a previous raid and it got ninja'd away from him... TBH I never ninja, this was a one off...

 

Satan..

Is it illegal to masturbait on teh bus? because There is this kid who all the time masturbaits on the bus... and you can hear him moaning in the back of the bus... and smell it afterwurds :(

Umm, pretty sure it is, and thanks for sharing..

 

-guessed so...u should try it man!

much more ppl will be happier....

 

Question: Have u ever tortued a little animals or insect??

Fuck no.. WTF is wrong with you boy o.O

 

BRB, my car got hit and scratched :( Gotta go get it looked at :(

 

Satan

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can i haz cheezburger?

 

If a package starts vibrating during transport, they are required by law to stop and open the package

someone has seen fight club or worked as a baggage handler, hopefully the first one

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mum is out drinking, its raining so i cant go out on the beach.

Simple solution: take my brothers laptop from him and use it to amuse myself (yes its exactly what it sounds like)

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IS SATAN FAT!?

 

 

!??!?

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arkfag.jpg

 

Explain this.

 

 

 

loled

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Do you enjoy moonlit quiet walks across a mild beach in the middle of spring? If yes or no can I have sex with you?

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1)Can you cry under water?

 

2)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

3)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

4)Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

 

5)Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

6)If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

 

7)Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

8)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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1)Can you cry under water?

 

2)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

3)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

4)Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

 

5)Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

6)If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

 

7)Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

8)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

Your Questions.... I've heard them all before.

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What do you do when (you think) no one is looking?

 

 

Which is your wish that is not yet fulfilled?

 

 

If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?

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can i haz cheezburger?

 

 

someone has seen fight club or worked as a baggage handler, hopefully the first one

Rule Number 1...

 

Why are you not in bed and asleep yet?

Coz, I had to get up to take my car to have it's gear box services, and to get my front bumper looked at.. It got hit by a car -_-

 

IS SATAN FAT!?

No.. Not imba thin either.. in the middle :)

 

Do you enjoy moonlit quiet walks across a mild beach in the middle of spring? If yes or no can I have sex with you?

You're a man.. No.

 

1)Can you cry under water?

 

2)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

3)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

4)Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

 

5)Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

6)If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

 

7)Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

8)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Yes, but how do people know you are o.O

 

When babies are asleep, they sleep peacefully..

 

Yes. Stupid question.

 

Sunlight darkens pigments in the skin by quite literally cooking them. In your hair, the colour is caused by protein, the sun damages the protein, thus reducing colour o.O

 

Yes.. Stupid question again..

 

Well, if something with mass was moving at the speed of light, it would either A: Disintergrate as the molecular bonds holding it together disolve, or B: Cease to exist as time would wrap around it, removing it from 1 and thus all dimensions..

 

IDC

 

Both... Question symantically allows for the answer both, so I shall use it o.O

 

Is your penis as large as your postcount?

Nope.. My e-peen is though..

 

What do you do when (you think) no one is looking?

 

 

Which is your wish that is not yet fulfilled?

 

 

If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?

Beat my dick like it owes me money..

 

3-some with twin sisters o.O

 

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the forums... <- Movie title, google go..

 

Satan

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Why can't Zoss get laid.

 

What do you do when someones staring at you, but you think they're staring at you but you're curious to see if they are or not. Do you look or don't you look?

 

Should I dye my hair pink or green? (Streak, duh).

 

Why did you change from a cute little gnome in priest tier 3 to a undead?

 

Really really large boobs, or really really small?

 

What's the hottest you think it will get in summer? (Australia)

 

Who's the hottest ranga you've ever seen?

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ANAL???? how deep and how long?? ;)

and didi you buy that red car,its nice,but you drink allot heheeh....

 

and shini is gay!! - truth (keep him blocked on msn,i see what he write hehehe he is so BRUNO -- GAY..................)

find me some ebony there in aussi........ ;) shhh ( i love ebony's) !!!

 

 

just keep in good way,dont smoke pot,drink,and dont forget do some non-wow activitis ( crash your car) --exeample !! ;)

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1: why is not Fear in arenas and BGs bannable??

2: have u even seen Red Dwarf (i mean the TV show...) ??

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if you where in jail which GM would be your bitch?

 

p.s. has to be a man xP

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Nipah needs to get laid tbh...

 

AND DYE UR HAIR PURPLE

 

PURPLE > ALL

 

 

@ Satan, How long until my warlock is unbanned.

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if u where alone in an island what would u like to have with u? (1 thing)

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Nipah needs to get laid tbh...

 

AND DYE UR HAIR PURPLE

 

PURPLE > ALL

 

 

@ Satan, How long until my warlock is unbanned.

I agree Ark, it's been a few days now, time to get Mieren lubed up for some buttsecks tbh

And my friends already full purple. It's not cool man.

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If you could live anywhere else where would it be? pfft as if you would want to leave Aus anyways its Cheers!! awesome.

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Why can't Zoss get laid.

 

What do you do when someones staring at you, but you think they're staring at you but you're curious to see if they are or not. Do you look or don't you look?

 

Should I dye my hair pink or green? (Streak, duh).

 

Why did you change from a cute little gnome in priest tier 3 to a undead?

 

Really really large boobs, or really really small?

 

What's the hottest you think it will get in summer? (Australia)

 

Who's the hottest ranga you've ever seen?

He can, he just chooses not to o.O

 

IDGAF

 

Rofl, I was a gnome in priest gear for like a week -_-

 

C cups are win, more is good, but not needed..

 

~40c

 

umm, Kelly Byron.. I would fuck her till her tits fell off o.O

 

ANAL???? how deep and how long??

and didi you buy that red car,its nice,but you drink allot heheeh....

 

and shini is gay!! - truth (keep him blocked on msn,i see what he write hehehe he is so BRUNO -- GAY..................)

find me some ebony there in aussi........ shhh ( i love ebony's) !!!

 

 

just keep in good way,dont smoke pot,drink,and dont forget do some non-wow activitis ( crash your car) --exeample !! ;)

Umm, I choose to no comment the first question.. And yeah, I got a car :) A white one.. Goes hard to man :D Sexy looking to boot...

 

Just finished clear coating and polishing it.. Replaced the engine cover, all the brakes, all the lines o.O In short I rebuilt it :P Goes good..

 

 

1: why is not Fear in arenas and BGs bannable??

2: have u even seen Red Dwarf (i mean the TV show...) ??

Because it gimps warlocks/warriors to much not to have it..

 

And I have seen serenity also ;) The new episodes are kinda meh.. /shrug

 

if you where in jail which GM would be your bitch?

 

p.s. has to be a man xP

Lexxie.. o.O

 

Cheesecake or Mudcake?

Both? I can has :P i like both :)

 

if u where alone in an island what would u like to have with u? (1 thing)

A helicopter... o.O

 

If you could live anywhere else where would it be? pfft as if you would want to leave Aus anyways its Cheers!! awesome.

Italy.. The vatican :) I would love to go and die in their library.. The pure volume of human knowledge locked away in the vaults is heartbreaking...

 

This is fun.. keep them coming :D

 

Satan

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I've already asked you, but you didn't answered me....

Do you like asslickers?

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Do you think Killermaco is a fag?

 

and.....

 

Do you think Arklious is a Phatt Emo?

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